Mens Talk before Bed...

Last night I slept at my house in seksyen 7 Shah Alam..I cant seems to get to sleep so I started harassing my room mates who are trying to sleep...
Theres 3 person in my room and we all share 1 queen size bed and a single size. Tiger, Naser, and me (not their real name)... So last night (like any other night), i decided to harassed Naser..Hahahaha...
At first we talk about how to become "Imam Muda"..Joking on how i'm gonna pass the audition..Hahaha..Thats funny...
The parts that i wanna share with you guys is when I start asking Naser why he havent been fasting on Monday..He said that he still havent "Mandi Wajib" on that day coz he had been havin "great time" with his dear girlfriend the night before...
Then we start talking about term that we are using to ask our companion to have sex...Malaysian style...
Normally people would normally asked their companion to "MAKE LOVE". That term is widely used regardless of where we might be. Next some might used the term "PARTY" to ask for sex...Hmmm..Thats sound really normal and when it come from our( Malaysian, Malay) mouth...Maybe it sound westernized and not that "Melayu" so we feel more comfortable with that..
Have you ever think to used any other words beside that? Hmmm..Something more Melayu..Something that is more honest..Something that is the truth of what we are gonna have...
So last night i've talked to Naser about what might be the words that might be used...

Imagine...Why Not...We asked our girlfriend/boyfriend to make love with the phrase :

1. Sayang...Mari kita bersetubuh hari ini...
- Hahaha...Yeah..Thats classic malay language...Have you been using this word "bersetubuh"?

2. Darling...Mari kita berzina...
- Hmmm...I wonder if you used that word "ZINA", you'll not be getting any that day..might be for the rest of the week..month..year...or might not been ever...Yeah, the words "ZINA" sounds really sinful that most Malay with instant cautious-ness will tend to feel obligated to not having sex instantly..Why dont you try?

3. Dear..Mari kita Berjimak...
- Do you know the word jimak? We come through those words when we learn Islamic Study when we were in school remember? "Jimak" is another for having sex...Try and asked your gf/bf to ber "JIMAK"...hmmm..Thats another rough words...

(Theres few other things that might be used but as not to touch the sensitivity of any individuals..I've decided not to write it)
Hahaha..Can you imagine? Or have you tried using those words? I doubt you have...Hahahaha

Thats it for the men talk..hahaha...Its getting late then and Naser 's been bugging and complaining to me that he's going to work early morning..Yeah..after satisfied harassing him..I went to sleep...=D

Good Night...